Don was born at a very young age, then grew to heroic proportions (especially his hair), studying and Don Juan's school of Mac-Daddyness, getting his PhD in Chick Magnitism and earning the name of Donwaldo the Lusty Latino. He later went on to solve world hunger, establish peace in the Middle East, and invent a toast that didn't fall on the ground jelly side down. He currently resides in Ames, IA, going to an irritating school in which he is now a sophmore for the THIRD FREAKIN' YEAR IN A ROW, DANGIT!!!!!!!! In his free time, he enjoys slacking of, watching anime, Bringing Down The Man, and searching for his soulmate snugglebunny.

Dirty Mexican

philosophy, theology, gynocology (not really, but it was the next thing I could think of that ended with "ology"), world domination, and hitting people with sharp, pointy sticks